The Knockout Beer Pipe
What Exactly is The Knockout?
In simplest terms, The Knockout is a 2-in-1 beer and tobacco bong that lets you smoke while getting drunk. This MacGyver of bongs is a multifunctional (1) beer shotgun, (2) gravity pipe, (3) water pipe, and (4) beer gravity pipe designed by a pilot and two enterprising engineers in Canada. It’s also your ticket to becoming everyone’s friend at your next party, or a great companion for lonely nights in your basement.
This prototype for this fairly new invention was released in 2012 and has since been improved into the awesome product that it is today. The Knockout is already very popular in Canada and was recently presented to the US market via Hempfest 2013.
How Does The Knockout Work?
This device is intuitive and easy to use because it feels familiar. But make no mistake—you can immediately tell that it’s a little more sophisticated than the wet beer bottles you fiddled with back in college. Made from stainless steel and silicone, this attachment is designed to slip right onto almost any type of bottleneck.
If you want to use it as a beer bong, simply fill the bottle with booze and flip it upside down. The air then flows up through the tube, and your booze flows down smoothly. If you want to use it as a water bong, pack your herbs into the end of the one-hitter bowl, fill your bottle half-way, and light. Of course, if you’re a serious multi-tasker, you can also use it as an all-in-one gravity bong and beer bong—because why wouldn’t you want to continuously hit the pipe and chug beer? As soon you light the bowl, the smoke fills the bottle and you start feeling the effects of your herb of choice. As you finish the beer, the smoke gets into the tube and you get a knockout hit.
The Many Ways to Use The Knockout
As a Beer Gravity Pipe
Grip it. An underhand grip is most practical, but you can do whatever is most comfortable for you.
Flip your bottle fully upside down, and then light the one-hitter. This creates a suction that pulls smoke from the lit herbs straight into the bottle.
When you’re done with your beer, take the hit immediately—or flip it back over so you can take your time.
As a Beer Shotgun
Attach the Knockout to the bottle as usual, but leave the bowl empty.
Now you can chug a full bottle of beer in 2 seconds or less!
Want to go faster? Remove the bottom piece and connector to let the air flow directly into the beer bottle (instead of through the valve).
As a Water Pipe
Fill the beer bottle halfway with water.
Attach The Knockout.
Remove the valve for better flow.
Then, light the bowl as you pull.
There’s no choke, so you have to pull until the tobacco is fully spent (similar to doing a popper).
Set up your bucket.
Then, seal The Knockout on top of the bottle by removing the bottom piece and connector.
Plug the mouthpiece using your thumb, and then lift up as you are lighting the bowl.
Lift slowly and steadily to see a lovely smoke jet stream shoot down the tube and ripple out across the water.
Fill your bottle with water.
Attach The Knockout and flip everything over.
Light the bowl as water pours out.
Ready? Flip back over and hit it!
Yes—You Need It in Your Life
The Knockout kicks ass in so many ways:
It’s a great conversation starter. Bring it to any party and people will soon be approaching you, asking what it is (and if they can try it).
It gives you perfect portions each and every time—one beer, one hit.
It lets you chug and toke in multiple ways
The smoke doesn’t mix with the beer, so no funny taste
It’s super portable (fits your pocket/has a free carrying bag)
Use the stainless steel to pop off beer caps
It’s dishwasher-safe and easy to clean
It’s made of high quality stainless steel and food grade silicone
Clear the bowl after each use simply by blowing on the other end of the curved tube
It will last a long time
It ensures an air-tight seal on almost any bottle
Rolled cigarettes also fit into the bowl
Pull hard enough to make the valve a party horn!
The Knockout is a great buy because let’s face it—it’s a fun and useful item to own (just like a Swiss knife). It even comes in a carrying bag and fits into most jean pockets, so you can bring it anywhere and enjoy any party to the extreme. Once you’ve have had your beer, you use The Knockout to turn the bottle into a tobacco bong and start toking. No other device works as hard as this does!
All items sold are for legal use of tobacco products only. The products offered are intended for use by responsible adults over the age of 18 (or the legal smoking age of your state), and are not intended for pregnant or nursing women, children, people with or at risk of heart disease, high blood pressure, diabetes, asthma, or those who are sensitive to nicotine, propylene glycol, or vegetable glycerin. Nicotine is highly addictive and may be dangerous to your health. Keep out of reach of children and pets.